HORRORS! THE first lady wants to replace French fries and pizza with an apple or broccoli in our school lunches. We simply can't allow it.
RIGHT ON, David Cook. The problem is Hamilton County schools and the mayor, not Mosaic.
DEMOCRATS WOULDN'T complain about the Republicans gerrymandering our democracy into a one-party system if they had an agenda that's more in line with Tennesseans.
YOU GO, Clay Bennett! They only get mad because they know you're right!
IT SEEMS congressional Republicans have formed a circular firing squad.
NEW BUMPER sticker: Honk if you've been married to, cheated on and divorced from Newt Gingrich.
CAIN QUIT over his lack of "family values," and now Newt takes the lead! Go figure!
IT'S SAD THAT the most courageous politician in Washington is a slight woman who is recovering from a gunshot wound to her head.
ARE WE TO believe 100 percent of TVA's 12,400 employees really earned those $8,000-$12,000 bonuses? Is showing up for work the main bonus goal?
CAIN MAY BE just the guy we need! The last "ladies man" we had for president left us with a surplus.
SEXUAL HARASSMENT, huh? I'll see your Herman Cain and raise you two Bill Clintons. No, make that three Bill Clintons.
VOTING FOR HERMAN Cain would be asinine-nine-nine!
WE"RE BETWEEN "Barack" and a hard place!
