Rants

IF REV. JESSE Jackson doesn’t stop “shaking down” VW, more jobs will be leaving Chattanooga than just the engine plant.

A NEWLY elected politician assured everyone that he was a true conservative stating, “I am pro-life and pro-guns!” What a strange juxtaposition of beliefs.

WHICH SCUM-BAG, unethical lawyer do you want to represent you in Congress? With choices like we have, no wonder our country is in trouble.

HEY, CHUCK! You won the primary election. It’s time to stop whining and trashing Robin.

THE STATE I’m from requires candidates to remove all signs within a week, eliminating the scourge, or pay a stiff fine. It works!

WALTER CRONKITE once called Chattanooga “the dirtiest city in America.” Now, we may be known for having the dirtiest river in America.

IF THERE WERE 50 lanes on I-75, there would be at least one fool toddling along in each lane.

SMOKERS, PATRONS don’t want to walk through cigarette smoke before entering stores or restaurants. Get far, far away from the entrance!

FINALLY GOT my doughnut hole check from Obama; hope it doesn’t bounce.

ANY TSA scanner operator who gets a cheap thrill looking at scans of my naked butt has more problems than drugs and psychotherapy can cure.

ON THE ISSUE of animal cruelty. Mayor Littlefield needs to mind his own business and let the courts tend theirs.