EVERY TIME I eat at a Chinese, Italian, Mexican, et al., restaurant, I am racially profiling.
COWBELL OR AIRHORN at graduation — I’m the first person in my family to graduate from high school.
MAYOR “ROBIN LITTLEHOOD,’’ legend who robs from the elderly and disabled to give police pay raises when people are lucky to even have a job.
SARAH PALIN equates herself to a mother grizzly. I agree: She has big hair, growls a lot, and just stepped out of her cave.
SO A GUN walked into a bar and ordered a shooter. Bo shot back: “Shoot Mr. Gun, Ain’t guns in bars grand?”
IT WOULD BE only fitting to tie an anchor to Dick Cheney and drop him down to sit on the oil leak.
THANKS TO convenience store clerks for sharing your cigarette smoke at entrance to your stores. How else could I get my second-hand smoke?
IN 1960, kids mowed yards, washed cars, delivered papers for extra money. In 2010, they’re taught to beg in front of Walmart.
ALABAMA SEN. Jeff Sessions is not fit to carry Justice Thurgood Marshall’s gavel, much less criticize him as a lawyer, judge or legal philosopher.
ONE HAND TO fluff hair, another to hold cell phone, and a third to apply makeup. Sorry, no fourth hand to turn on the signals!
ALL YOU WHO deny that global climate change is real: “Hot enough for ya’?’’
So we now call it global climate change. The experts once said we would freeze to death globally. Then it was we will all burn up. Now we will just see change. Admittedly it is hot but you know what, it stayed cooler longer at the close of what we once referred to as winter, now I suppose it is humanized cooling on the grid of global climate change. What do we do? We add on more taxes and government regulations. We have leaders or former leaders who consider themselves experts(initials Al Gore)tell us what to which he himself does not do. That's pretty HOT too.
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